10 bad things that'll happen if you don't subscribe to FREESKIER right now

We’ll cut right to the chase: You gotta subscribe to FREESKIER right now! For only $20, you’ll get three years of the magazine, including all the skiing storytelling and photography you’d ever dream of, delivered right to your doorstep, no matter where you live. Think about it, that’s the price you’d pay for a hamburger and a beer at your local watering hole; why not spend it on our award-winning magazine?

Alas, there will be some of you out there that don’t subscribe and, if you’re one of those people, you’ll miss your chance to get your hands on the bible of ski gear, our annual Buyer’s Guide; you’ll miss out on riveting trip reports in our Backcountry and Destination Issues; and, you’ll be forfeiting insider knowledge on where to ski at North America’s most notorious resorts in our annual Resort Guide.

Beyond all of that, if you don’t subscribe right now, all of these terrible, terrible things featured in the list below will come true…

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1. No matter what you do, you’ll never be able to escape the gaper gap…

2. You’ll forget how to pole plant…

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3. You’ll have to work on every powder day…

4. You’ll never be able to set your DINs high enough…

5. Your goggles will always, without fail, be fogged…

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6. Every time you hit a jump, there will be someone in the landing…

7. The parking lot will always be full…

8. You’ll get 86’d from the best après bar in town…

9. All those delicious beers in your backpack will explode…

10. Your secret stash will always be skied out by the time you arrive

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