The Scott contest

January 24, 2008

Top Ten Reasons to Ski Without Poles (1 being the best)

10)Ski ballet is dead (Silly Glen, Tricks are for kids)
9)Super Fun Handplants, High Fives, & Patty-Cake
8)you can’t shoot a gun with a pole in your hand
7)You can double fist Mountain Dew every run (2x Extreme)
6)(Sandwich in one hand + chips in the other + camelback full of blue ribbon)/American Gladiators = Skiing
5)Its called “Freestyle”
4)switch zero-spin leadcam shots (uhuhuhuhuh)
3)much easier to grab true Lui-Kang
2)Ahmet Dadali’s Teeth
1) It gives you wings